I Identify as Menopausal

I Identify as Menopausal

XS / Heather Mauve
$28.99
Sale price  $28.99 Regular price 
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I Identify as Menopausal

I Identify as Menopausal

$28.99
Sale price  $28.99 Regular price 
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Made to order — please review our Size Chart and Refund Policy before placing your order.
Because every item is printed just for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizes, colors, or buyer's remorse.

I identify as menopausal—which means the temperature is unpredictable, the patience is gone, and trying me is strongly discouraged.

This tee is for women navigating hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, and people who insist on testing what little tolerance remains. Funny, bold, and perfect for making your current pronouns crystal clear: try/me.

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Fit & Tee Details


Our tees have a modern unisex retail fit. For a more relaxed or oversized fit, consider sizing up one size. Not sure which size is right? Check out our FIND YOUR FIT guide for measurements, fabric details, and more.

Shipping & Returns

Each item is made just for you. Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days before shipping. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 4–8 business days, depending on your location and shipping method.

Because items are made to order, we don't accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes, color choices, or changes of mind.

If we messed it up, we own it. Incorrect, damaged, defective, or misprinted items may be replaced or refunded when reported within 30 days of delivery.

Need the details? Check out our POLICIES HERE.

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